Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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