i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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