for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
