I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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