You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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