Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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