on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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