just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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