I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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