There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
