I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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