The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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