I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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