I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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