"it" just moved
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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