Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Damn victory sex feels great
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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