I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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