Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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