12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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