Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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