Pappa wants mamma naked
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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