She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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