Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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