Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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