I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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