that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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