It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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