i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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