No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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