i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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