she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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