Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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