I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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