So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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