I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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