question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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