I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I love having hate sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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