It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
