Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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