As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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