I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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