WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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