We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Are we still banned from the library?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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