I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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