Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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