We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You've changed since you got that strap on
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