He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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