i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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