i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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