How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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