Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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