Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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