By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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