so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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