I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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