it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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