Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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